American Pie II

Well, if you read my rant on the "American Pie" blog entry regarding the American proposal to fine people whose underwear is visible over their jeans then fear not, it gets worse! So how's this for a nation thats lost the plot...

I'm watching "The Joe Schmo Show" (aside: actually very watchable for an American Reality show it must be said) and there's this overweight guy called Brian. In one of the shows, he's required to get kitted up for the pool which, of course, means removing his shirt. Nothing wrong with right? So WHY THE F*&K has the TV channel put a fuzzy panel over each of his nipples? He's a frigging guy!!! So he's eaten a few more pies than a lot of people. So what? Just who's being "protected" here? Who would complain about seeing a guy topless for f*&k's sake? No-one that's who. Well no-one you'd consider even half normal. Where is America going...you'd think that of all the nations on earth, they'd be able to tolerate fat people! Land of the free, home of the brave and all that.

Can someone explain this madness to me? On second thoughts, don't bother...just take those little tablets they give you and lie back down.

Sheesh. The American Dream is over, wake up people!

S!