American Pie
America...what's up with America? It's turning communist that's what! I've got nothing against Americans at all - i know quite a few and they're great people. But it's slowly being transformed into a communist state courtesy of the administration and the so-called moral "minority". I just don't get it...can they not see what's going on? Is "protecting" people from gambling more important than giving people a tool to shoot each other? Anyway, it gets worse than that...
As if the Janel Jackson "nipple incident" wasn't funny enough (talk about making a mountain out of a molehill), I'm watching a US TV documentary the other day and there's this girl walking down the street with a "fuzzy" panel at the base of her spine. So what's the TV producer trying to cover up here? Has she got a 4-letter slogan on her belt? Is she wearing a swastika patch? Not at all. Apparently the top inch of her bum (yes i know the US call it a fanny but best not do that over here eh!) is slightly visible above her jeans!!! YOU WHAT??? What the f*&k is wrong with that? You see it everyday in the street. You see it with models on billboards. Its part of the human body. It snormal. Its not even frigging "rude" for God's sake!
Anyone who complains about that is more screwed up than their kids will *ever* be, so if its a "protect the children of America" thing, then God help the children whose parents are this misguided :-( I'll lay any money you like these people go to church and have misinterpreted, or been misinformed of, life's priorities.
So anyway, I chuckle to myself in that mad "its a joke right?" kind of way and thank my lucky stars we're not "protected from evil" to that extent over here, then what do i read yesterday? Only that one state in the US has passed (not just acknowledged one loony proposing it, but actually physically PASSED!) a vote to fine people for having the top of their underwear showing over their jeans! You have GOT TO BE KIDDING? If this had happened in Russia a few years back, the Americans would have been laughing and gloating about how democracy was soooo much better than communism! And while the police are busy apprehending these so-called "evil-doers", your frigging apartment has been broken into. D'uh! Priorities. Wrong.
Remind me...what is the American Constitution? And is that really "the land of free" in the National Anthem?
I have a feeling i'm scratching the surface here. But there's plenty of time to uncover more from the country where you can legally buy a gun, but you can be locked up for gambling ;-)
S!
As if the Janel Jackson "nipple incident" wasn't funny enough (talk about making a mountain out of a molehill), I'm watching a US TV documentary the other day and there's this girl walking down the street with a "fuzzy" panel at the base of her spine. So what's the TV producer trying to cover up here? Has she got a 4-letter slogan on her belt? Is she wearing a swastika patch? Not at all. Apparently the top inch of her bum (yes i know the US call it a fanny but best not do that over here eh!) is slightly visible above her jeans!!! YOU WHAT??? What the f*&k is wrong with that? You see it everyday in the street. You see it with models on billboards. Its part of the human body. It snormal. Its not even frigging "rude" for God's sake!
Anyone who complains about that is more screwed up than their kids will *ever* be, so if its a "protect the children of America" thing, then God help the children whose parents are this misguided :-( I'll lay any money you like these people go to church and have misinterpreted, or been misinformed of, life's priorities.
So anyway, I chuckle to myself in that mad "its a joke right?" kind of way and thank my lucky stars we're not "protected from evil" to that extent over here, then what do i read yesterday? Only that one state in the US has passed (not just acknowledged one loony proposing it, but actually physically PASSED!) a vote to fine people for having the top of their underwear showing over their jeans! You have GOT TO BE KIDDING? If this had happened in Russia a few years back, the Americans would have been laughing and gloating about how democracy was soooo much better than communism! And while the police are busy apprehending these so-called "evil-doers", your frigging apartment has been broken into. D'uh! Priorities. Wrong.
Remind me...what is the American Constitution? And is that really "the land of free" in the National Anthem?
I have a feeling i'm scratching the surface here. But there's plenty of time to uncover more from the country where you can legally buy a gun, but you can be locked up for gambling ;-)
S!
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